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Seven And Seven

Here we go again.  Seven candidates and seven states. 7-Up! 

For the past couple of weeks since Iowa and New Hampshire there has been an awful lot of TV and radio static about “what it all means”.  What will John Kerry do?  What will Howard Dean do?  What about Joe Leiberman and Dennis Kucinich?  Or John Edwards  and Wesley Clark?  And what about Reverend Al?  Now we’ve had seven more states.   What have we learned? Well, for one thing, Joe Leiberman has learned it’s six-up now.

But basically what we’ve learned so far is to pay no attention to anyone predicting anything.  Nobody has a clue.  All the talk recently has been about Kerry winning in Iowa and New Hampshire and Howard Dean showing less than expected results.  But in the most important race of all going into Tuesday night, the race for convention delegates, Dean was ahead of Kerry because of the concept of the “Super-Delegate”, and no, that’s not like in “you’re a swell delegate.  We love you.  You’re SUPER!!”

Super-delegates are the party bigwigs and faithful worker bees in every state that get to go to the convention and help nominate the party’s Presidential Candidate- -people like Governors, Senators, Congressmen, Statewide office holders and the like- -that are “automatic” and don’t figure in the voting.  They’re going to the convention to vote for their favorite anyway.  So after New Hampshire, when you include those Super-Delegates, Howard Dean had a total of 113 convention delegates and John Kerry had 94.  There are hundreds and hundreds left to go. Edwards and Clark had 36 and 30 respectively, and Joe Lieberman had 25.  Al Sharpton had 4 and Dennis Kucinich had 2.  The total needed for nomination is 2,162.  Congressman Kucinich would seem to have a way to go.  Now Kerry has added 129 to total 223 but Dean only added 7 to total 120.  No one else is close.  But the biggest, most populous states are still to come.

So why all the fuss on TV and radio?  Well, for one thing, that’s their job- -the sooth-seers must say something even when they know naught.  And secondly, money, the “mother’s milk of politics”.  If candidates seem to be doing well they have an easier time raising money.  And in so many places from now on it will be TV and radio ads and mailers that voters see, as there are multiple state primaries or caucuses upcoming for the next few weeks.  And commentators do have their favorites even if they say they don’t.   

In New Hampshire, every citizen has the opportunity to meet every candidate if they care to, sometimes several times.  It’s a state you can drive around in no time- -heck, you can drive around it two or three times in a day if you like.  Iowa’s bigger, but since it’s first, candidates can start weeks in advance to meet every possible caucus-goer if they care to. 

Mostly, Governors have a leg up in winning their party’s nomination for president- -Reagan, Carter, Clinton and G W Bush- -by arguing that they are experienced executives ready to move on up to the big gig.  Howard Dean is the only Governor running this time, but he was Governor of Vermont- -a state with fewer people than Omaha, Nebraska.

Senators argue that they know how to work with Congress to get things done.  John Kerry, John Edwards and Joe Leiberman are Senators, and Dennis Kucinich has been in the House of Representatives.  Neither Clark nor Sharpton have ever held elective office.

Voters like war heroes too.  Heck, we started with one- -the original G W, George Washington- -and Andy Jackson, William Henry Harrison, Ulysses S Grant and Teddy Roosevelt plus, of course, Dwight Eisenhower.

But nothing beats the one-two punch of being both a war hero and something else, like Senator John F Kennedy, who was both a Senator and a war hero (See: P T 109).  This time we have two decorated veterans: General and CNN pundit Wesley Clark, and an actual battle-scarred hero in the tradition of JFK or TR who has also been a Senator for four terms, the Lieutenant Governor of a populous state and a hard-nosed District Attorney in a big Metropolitan area for twenty years before that.  He’s also a Vietnam veteran who returned a hero and then opposed the war, helping to bring it to a close.  John F Kerry, the new JFK.

On a recent edition of his Cable TV Blabberfest, Hannity and Comb-over, Sean Hannity sneered that John Kerry was “a Massachusetts Liberal” as if it were a bad thing.  Sorry, Sean, that’s a badge of honor to a lot more people than you realize, so smile when you say that, pardner.  “Liberal” is a great word and a great concept.  Did you ever hear of anyone going to a  Conservative Arts” college?  And yet, you flag-waving Mini-Mind, all the baddest of the bad guys in Iraq were the elite Republican Guard.  Who are the ones involved in “the troubles” in Northern Ireland?  The Irish Republican Army.  Do you see a pattern here?  I don’t want to say that all Republicans are the bad guys, but you’re cutting it mighty thin.  Sean, don’t you realize that the old “Tax-and-Spend-Democrats”, the ones who left office in 2000 bestowing a budget surplus, have been replaced by the current administration of  “Don’t-Tax-and-yet- Spend-Even-More-Republicans”?  Never before has so much been owed by a government.  Never in all of human history has there been a deficit like the present half-a-trillion dollar deficit.  Bush the First did a similar thing and it cost him his job.  We can only hope like father like son.

And if Kerry, or perhaps Edwards or Clark, or maybe even Dean, keep up the head of steam that is exciting and uniting Democratic Party faithful in an “Anybody-But-Bush” campaign, it will mean bus tickets back to Crawford come November continuing a family tradition of one term Bushes.  They could find themselves up the creek.  One can only hope.

Okay!  Sing: Rove, Rove, Rove your boat, gently up the stream (without a paddle)- -Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, life is but a dream.   Or at least, wishful thinking.

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