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By Lisa Laird
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That's the way it snows

 It snowed that day in my home town.  Actually, it started late the night before, after nearly two days of almost continuous cold rain.  I had a lousy night’s sleep due to my anticipation of what I’d wake up to.  I kept looking out my bedroom window, as if I could control the outcome by monitoring its progression.  As part of my obsession, I switched from one radio station to the next; searching for a weather forecast I’d be satisfied with.  There weren’t any.  I basically heard anywhere form three to twelve inches as the cumulative figure.  As it turned out, six inches fell, taking me forty-five minutes to shovel the driveway and sidewalk.  That’s a record, considering my shovel is about the size of a large spoon.  Normally, I wouldn’t be as concerned, however, I had good reason.

My sister, Jane, hadn’t visited New York in close to four years, until then.  She was scheduled to fly into Long Island, NY at approximately 12:40 pm.  So, I called the airport this morning to confirm the flight.  Her plane, originating from Sacramento, CA, was to make two connecting flights prior to landing in New York.  First, she arrived in Dallas with no problem.  Next, she was to travel to Boston; that flight was cancelled due to weather conditions.  Great.  I figured she’d be stuck in Dallas overnight.  Luckily, a few hours later, she caught an alternate flight to Boston, and ultimately landed in New York at 4:30 pm.  Not too bad, it could have been a lot worse.

Although Jane came here to visit relatives and friends, another important reason was to do this:  Eat.  When we arrived home from the airport, we ordered two large cheese pizza pies to be delivered.  According to Jane, good pizza is difficult to come by where she lives, and if you do, it’s very expensive.  We each had a few slices and there were plenty of leftovers.  I love leftover pizza for breakfast, especially cold, right out of the refrigerator.  This isn’t a “New York thing”, it’s just me.  For the next nine days, all we’ll be doing is eating various foods she can’t get as easily in California.  I’d better walk an hour on my treadmill for just thinking about all the calories on my dish ahead! 

My sister had been made aware of my domestic shortcomings.  I told her that I planned on feeding her delicious home cooked meals…at the diner.  She laughed, but doesn’t mind.  Good food is good food.  If I couldn’t cook it up for her, someone else could.

There’s one thing I always found difficult about visiting friends and relatives across the miles.  Although the person or persons visiting are on vacation, the ones being visited usually are not.  In other words, it’s business as usual for the host or hosts.  Certainly, I make some accommodations, however, I’ve still got my routine to adhere to.  She always understands.  It’s not until I entertain guests do I realize what a boring life I lead.  A mix of restaurants, shopping malls, and visits to loved ones would occupy most of Jane’s time.  In between events, the worst that could happen is we would sit and stare at each other at a loss for words.  We’d survive.

Hopefully, her departure will be a simple and smooth one, absent of abundant snow accumulation.  I won’t worry about that now; it’s too soon and anything could happen.  Look, if need be, we’ll both shovel our way out of the driveway.  I’ve got an extra spoon.

 

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