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By Lisa Laird
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Meet Dee Purchaser

 She drags herself out of bed each morning for the long day ahead.  The workweek consists of six, seven, sometimes eleven days in a row, before a long awaited respite.  Although her husband earns a good living and the mortgage on the home has been paid off years ago, she must work like a crazy dog.  After all, there’s a habit to support: INTENSIVE SHOPPING.

Meet Dee Purchaser, the woman addicted to the local mall.  And the not so local ones, too.  Every evening after work she goes shopping.  Her few and infrequent days off are spent spending, as well.  She confidently exits department stores clenching numerous packages containing wide varieties of items, however, all merchandise is not created equal; clothing and accessories belong to the favored clique.  And they’re spoiled rotten. 

As far back as I can recall, Ms. Dee Purchaser has been excessively compelled to spend money to a degree that is way over her head.  Shopping sprees are commonplace and she’ll compulsively buy garments almost any worthy place.  The exquisite “must have” beaded gown she impulsively bought would indeed be perfect to wear at a top-notch wedding; getting an invite to one should only be as simple.  Even without a cordial invitation to some classy affair, charging five hundred dollars on her credit card was a well-deserved treat she rewarded herself with after satisfying the previous hundred-dollar balance in full. 

When choosing gifts for family and friends, D. Purchaser does so thoroughly and with precision.  Whereas the average person would be fit to be tied, she easily spends several hours examining seemingly identical belt racks or a few shelves of standard picture frames.  No detail is too small to be scrutinized; her right eye moonlights as a well-trained magnifying glass while the left one searches for perceived character flaws.  And she’ll whimsically purchase not only three or four pairs of shoes for herself, but also, a few pairs for her grown daughters…well, just because she’s no high heel.

D. P.’s bedroom closets are filled solely with shoes (how appropriate) and matching handbags, as one cannot fox-trot without a partner.  All her clothing live in the finished basement; each article waits its turn to greet society.  Room is becoming scarce, as the selection grows faster than soon to be stubble on freshly shaven legs.  She never bids farewell to has-been pieces of apparel; they collectively welcome the newborn fashions upon arrival.  Some garments may never be worn, as they remain month after month, year after year, securely attached to their price tags, maintaining their youth by avoiding wrinkles.  The woman knows she’s out of control and often vows to begin and adhere to a balanced diet.  However, the foolishly constructed frenzy remains generously overfed. 

Compulsive shoppers are not given the consideration and attempted intervention that other brands of addicts are.  Most everyone shops; the frequency, duration, and monetary amounts are the factors that vary.  At a quick glance, it is not clearly visible to see the difference between the shopaholics and the well-seasoned, walking, talking, fashion statements.  Only through further examination can we identify and label who’s who. 

When out of control spending is the detrimental result of habitual shopping sprees, we must recognize the reason(s) for such senseless behavior.  If the objective is mainly to fill a void in one’s life, then red flags are frantically flying at full mast every which way.  The shopping itself cannot be honestly enjoyable when it holds the power that causes individuals to become workaholics assigned to serve their material masters.  With much needed vacation time accruing, Dee Purchaser is looking forward to traveling the world.  There’s only one major problem besides figuring out how to pay for her dream vacation.

She has nothing to wear.



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